why do small children find the need to scream like they’re being brutally murdered
or motherfuckers in highschool hallways god dammit like you saw stacy yesterday chill the fuck out
becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing
you cant just expect people to be stop being sad by telling them someone cares and that they are beautiful
im such a fuckign jealous asshole i pretend like i dont care but i care so much im gonna explode
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT LAST GIF OH MY GOD I SCREAMED
I’m choking on my coffee
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”
LITERALLY MY FAVORITE STORY ON ALL OF TUMBLR.