|Mom:||' well you need to call them and ask.'|
|Me:||I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.|
Being a introvert is like being Robert Downey Jr. in your head
and Castiel in real life
how did you manage to sum it up so easily
if u say “peek” right before u sneeze wouldn’t u end up saying pikachu
in my experience it sounds like “Pi-faACHHAHHHHHHHSFGHA”
is that a water pokemon
I tried it and got, “pRRHEH”
Congratulations, you’re now speaking welsh.
My mother is worried that I have mental problems, I found a book about teenage paranoid delusions during a routine search of my parent’s bedroom, after that I started slipping certain choice phrases into our conversation.
do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete ur blog, stop eating meat, shave or head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that
This is so beautiful.